8207: BITE ME.

Well, good evening. This blog is going to be very blunt and straight to the point, but thats alright, because I’m mad. Very mad.

I’m not going to use any bleeping out or hiding of company names, because what do I care?

So this evening, me and Stacey trotted off to work to do our own thing. And Stacey got hauled upstairs to see the Store Manager. We thought it would be something like the till being out last week, but oh no here goes…

She put a Jim Beam bar fridge on layby. Now, she put it on three days before the sale started, unaware of the sale, paying FULLFUCKINGPRICE for the fridge. But because there was none on the shopfloor, she was “shopping from the stockroom”, which is a no-no apparently (first I ever heard of it but hey!). And then she used the store discount card (which by the way is for like student discount etc – Stacey is a student with valid ID). So because she didn’t have her staff discount, she used the store card – thus, shit hit the fan! CRAP AYE.

So I went up with Stacey as witness. So he starts bitching and I was close to hitting him, and then a said song started and hes look oh bad timing? I said Yeah, it is very bad timing, when I felt like saying YES IT IS YOU FUCKING WANKER I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU INSENSITIVE NONHUMAN PRICK WHORE! But I didn’t.

So now Stacey and I are drafting our resignations. Suck on that, have that notice right before the peak trade of the year.

So…

KMART NEW ZEALAND PALMERSTON NORTH STORE 8207 CAN FUCKING GO TO HELL.

Thank you people, have a lovely day.

Victoria Beckham is hot!

I think Victoria Beckham is hot!
 
OK, this is a random post and all in consideration to the fact that I’m gay. But still. I’m watching this program on TV about her, and I’ve come to the conclusion that she is hot. Plus she has great hair.  

It’s all about me

1) How old do you wish you were?
25… Don’t know why, that age appeals to me lol

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Doing road patrol at school, free Burger King that day

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Kick the thing. And people who complain at me for the ones outside work, I tell them to kick it and they’re stunned I’d suggest them to kick it! Honestly people give the machine the violence it deserves. It is stealing your money afterall.

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
On the odd occasion. Just don’t approach me when working, you have been warned.

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Left shoulder blade.

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be
Um probably German.

7) Do you know your neighbours?
Nup.

What do you consider a holiday?
Just spending quality me time lol. Not having to stress or deal with anything. Get away from the normal day.

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
Yup. It’s quite interesting because it is normally true. Apart from the love parts, that section of my life is just fucked.

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
Interesting. Would depend does this person live in a big city I want to live in (eg, New York?), and have money to keep me in house and home? lol

11) Are you touchy feely?
Sort of, but not really, I like my space.

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
Yes I think so

13) Dream job?
Venture capitalist, I dunno something flashy.

14) Favourite channel(S)?
Hmm probably 2. It has Desperate Housewives, Greys Anatomy, Brothers and Sisters and all the good shows. Or The Living Channel, that can be good.

15) Favourite place to go on weekends?
Well, I work 9 hours both Saturday and Sunday, so um well home really because it’s not work lol.
16) Showers or Baths?
Showers

17) Do you paint your nails?
Only on special occasions. Normally a pink shade, lol.

18) Do you trust people easily?
Some people. But not at work, they’re all two-face tossers there.

19) What are your phobias?
Burried alive, stuck under ice in water, spiders and general bug things.

20) Do you want kids?
Do they come with a receipt for an easier return?

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Nup.

22) Where would you rather be right now?
I’m good here. I have my icecream, and TV.

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Heavy, very heavy. A smoke alarm in the same room didn’t wake me up, lol.

24) Are you paranoid?
Sometimes, mainly at work, management scare me. Well intimidate me more.

25) Are you impatient?
OMG am I what!

26) Who can you relate to?
Ummmmm relations, yes that’ll do it took me ages to answer that lol.

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Meh, I don’t care lol

28) Have you been burned by love?
I’m stealing Stacey’s answer: “love is a fire that burns inside us all”

29) What’s your main ring tone on your cell?
Ummm Gimme More Brtiney Spears, or viiibrrraatteee.

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Sleeping. I slept for 19 hours last night.

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
Ok thn.

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
Mine.

33) What colour shirt are you wearing?
Blackish/grey, with a chicken bird thing on it, that says “Pecker shown actual size”

35) Name four things you have on you at all times?
Phone, watch, ring, and hair yes thats it. I was going to say underwear, but I would be lying.

36) What colour are your bed sheets?
Chartreuse (green you moron)

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
Um, cash cash about $500.

38) What is your favourite part of the chicken?
Um drumbstick because its the easiest part to eat. Or the breast/thigh – more meat.

39) What’s your favourite town/city?
New York or Paris. Or somewhere I’ve been? – Los Angeles.

40) I can’t wait till?
Until next Monday!

41) Are you currently in relationship with somebody?
Na I’m good aye.

42) What in your opinion is the best feeling in the world?
Just no stress or anything.

43) What in your opinion is the worst feeling in the world?
I wouldn’t know, but I would say probably losing someone.

44) Whats the last thing you said aloud?
Yeah, na I’m good aye.

45) What’s the 3 most expensive things you have bought/recived in the past year?
Phone, Xbox, vacuum cleaner.

46) Whats your most-used emotion MSN Messenger?
or or but I would say in general

47) Do you hve an electric or manual toothbrush?
Electric.

48) Name 4 products that are in your shower?
Shampoo, conditioner, shower gel and exfoliator.

49) What do you think about before you go to sleep at night?
Um I don’t know, it changes.

50) Do you have any stuffed toys in your room?
Yup! lots!

Pass on the Cheer!

Christmas is coming, so let’s decorate things Christmasey shall we? It’s a rather ugly theme, but cheerful all the same.

I like to move it, move it…

So I’m moving in with Stacey in a week and a half. Now you would think by now a majority of my possessions would be nicely packed away and ready to be moved. Well your wrong. I have crap lying around for miles. I need to go get some boxes and sort stuff out. Stacey is in the same boat, so I don’t feel as bad, lol. Then we got her spare room to empty out, that room is like packed to the ceiling. And then there is the storage shed. So if you have nothing to do this December 1st, feel free to come move stuff, go on. You know you want to. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt.

In other news, Christmas is just around the corner. YAY. I quite like Christmas. I love the whole Christmas decorating part, the food, the presents and blah blah blah. HOWEVER, when you work in retail it all goes down hill. It’s not all bad, I don’t have to work Christmas Eve this year, so there’ll be no big bitch coming in at 7:50pm (10 minutes before closing), demanding a new trampoline be because her one which she bought in JUNE, has a part missing. Stupid woman.

Oh my parents are re-decorating their house. They’re moving see, and need to re-decorate most of the place. How truly tragic that they probably won’t start it until after the 1st when I no longer live here. How sad.

So today is rater warm, going to take me a while to decide what to wear. I would wear shorts, however I haven’t bought new ones yet. Even if I had I think I would need to think twice about displaying my glow-sticks (legs for you idiots out there).

Today I need to go shopping for a BBQ, some pretty things and get my car registration. Stacey want’s me to go to the gym. I’m so not enthused by that idea. Mainly because my back is still hurting like a bitch and the gym will probably kill me. Also I liked the idea we would start going to the gym as soon as we move to Palmerston North, apparently not lol.

Anyways, my toast is ready now, so from the desk (or lap really), I bid you farewell.

It’s official! I am not an emo!

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Random post of randomness

Well, seen I haven’t posted in a while I thought I’d put up a few posts, including this one which is mainly about anything.

So Stacey and I have finally found a house. We have been looking for a house for like a whole year now. We’re so picky and can always find something wrong with it, and when we do find one we apply and cannot get the house. But finally, we found a house we love. There might be a couple of flaws, as we didn’t inspect the house with out fine tooth comb, but I’m sure we shall just have to deal. So we have to move now. In like three weeks. Yay I can’t wait!! We have everything we need to move, we are so set to go. You’ll all have to come to our house warming. Which probably won’t be til early next year. Any excuse for a pissup really.

Work sucks as per usual. I think it is getting worst. Doesn’t help that it’s retailers peak trading season with Christmas, but management are being that thing. You know that think where like dodgy guys touch themselves in inappropriate ways. WANKER. Yes thats the word. Our management “team” (HA TEAM. KISS MY ARSE KELLY), are wankers. Hope they read this. I don’t care if they do I’m looking for another job anyway lol.

Well I’m tired and going to bed now. So good night.

I Got Tagged! 7 Weird Things…

Stacey tagged me to do the 7 Random And/Or Weird Facts About Me meme. So here we go, these are the rules:

• Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
• Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
• Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
• Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog
• 
  

So here goes…

1. When I was younger I created my own little pretend country called Cheeseland. It all originated from a little picture book I had to make at school, and it was based on Cheeseland. It was about Jenny Shipley’s visit to the country, and how she stole the Emperor’s special cheese. We ended up making a production out of it! Wooo. And then, it got even more weird, we started acting like Cheeseland people. Naturally I was the Emperor. And my outfit was a big pillow on my head and a red dressing gown. So thats my land of Cheese that I create when I was young. When I was 12 :S.

2. I find Stephen Fleming, captain of the Black Caps, hot. Don’t know why. But he is lol.

3. I have a compulsive disorder. Whenever I drive past a pack of skanks/sluts, or emos, I HAVE to wind down the window and yell out SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT or EMMMMMMOOOOOOOO. Yeah I know lol.

4.  I refuse to use supermarket hair products. Completely refuse. Give me my Kerastatse, Loreal, Redken and Schwartzkopf anyday! Gotta have it.

5.  I used to like vacuuming the house for Mum. Don’t know why. This was when I was like five, I used to vacuum for her. Whether it was with the real one or my toy one I don’t know. Perhaps that’s why I like to buy the fancy ones, not the $59 crap from Kmart.

6. I straighten my hair. Yes I am a guy and my hair is like two inches long, but I own a pair of GHD’s and I straighten my hair. Yay.

7.  I cannot think of a seventh thing to put hair, so um my seven weird thing can be I cannot think of things to write, and it has taken my like an hour to do this so you should feel very special.

OK I do not know who to tag, as everyone has either already been tagged or yeah, but if you haven’t comment me and I shall tag you woooo!

Byeee

Mystery Topic Challenge #4

Hi peoples! Well i’ve been  convinced to try out this Mystery Topic Challenge thing. Unfortunately I missed the end-date for posting, but I shall do this one just for fun. So here goes… 

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED STOP READING NOW. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OFFENCE TAKEN BY THIS POST, NOR DO I REALLY CARE. THANK YOU.

If you were President/Prime Minister for a day, with the power to do absolutely anything (Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?), what would you do and why?

 
1.  It is a compulsory requirements that crying/screaming children and prohibited from retail stores. Imagine working a 9 hour shift with irate customers all day, and then you add in a whiney little brat. No. Not allowed. At all. 

2. I would build the Feilding Underground International Airport. Purely for Stacey and I’s own personal amusement. 

3. I would create a new road system across the country only for me. No more rush hour traffic, horn beeping or rude hand gestures. 

4. Like Stacey, I too would bring Poptarts to the country. And have exclusive rights to them. 

5. I would improve this country’s health care. Health care will be so much cheaper, so people can survive or survive longer. 

6. I would create a big island thing, where all the criminals go. And parole is more difficult to get. A life sentence will be more than 16 years. More like 160. Yes. 160 years. Thats more lively. 

7. I would have writers to do this sort of thing for me, saving me the last 30 minutes of thought and boredom attempting to write things. 

8. OK, this will offend all emos. All of them, alllllll of them are to be shipped off to some island, where they can all pretend to be individualists and look the same as each other and cut each other and get drunk and talk about random stuff. Yes, ship them all off to that big island. Yesssss. 

9.   Sue Bradford’s Anti-Smacking Bill will be abolished immediately. Because it is sooooo effective! NOT! Yeah sure, I do not believe parents should be allowed to beat the crap outta their children to the extent that it is abuse. But the occasional smack on the bum doesn’t do the child any harm. I got that treatment, and I’ve turned out just spiffy. 

10. I would create huge bombs, and blow up places like Iraq, Afghanstan, etc, that way they’re not blowing us up and everyone lives happily ever after (except the people I blow up). 

11. Me and all my friends shall go do plenty of shopping and travel the world and go to Disneyland YAY (and Stacey’s friend Shannon from Leaf, probably… can come because she seems a child at heart ). 

12. I would have a new pair of PINK GHD’s delivered to Stacey. A new pair every year. 

13. I would turn this country into a dictatorship, not a democracy, thus you cannot vote me out of office, and if you tried I could have you erased. Yes erased mwahaha.  And that’s it. I would kick arse in this country. So this election, vote Scott Wood. The Dictator everyone is wanting. 

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