OK, I need a new car and have narrowed down my options to one of the following…
1. BMW 3/5 series (sedan model)
2. Subaru Legacy (later 2004+ model, sedan/wagon)
3. Holden Commodore (later 2004+ model, sedan)
My price limit is a total of $20,000. What do you peoples think?
Hi. So I no longer work in Hell. Yes, I have officially stopped working for that organisation that from God knows where says it’s ‘where good times start’. No more Hell, and no more moronic Store Manager, that hasn’t the foggiest how to treat staff, run a good store and retain sales. Idiot.
Anyway, my last few days were to say interesting at least. See here was me thinking it would be a relatively normal last weekend, but oh no no. Let me give you a short run-down. A PlayStation 2 console and around about 15 games or so went missing. Now I had the intention to place these items on Layby, however changed my mind and placed them in the returns baskets, which is general practice. Now sometime around here, these products went missing. No-one knows where or how as they were not locked away. Anyway Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron all of a sudden decides to suspect me. Why? Well because I’m leaving naturally! Yes after two years of relatively good and honest service, in my last days I’m all of a sudden a thief! Yes like a financial institution would offer me this job if I was. Now that I’m away, my flatmate who still has the pleasure of working there (moment of silence for her pain with that thank you), has since informed me Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron has distributed flyers about this, stating I’m a suspect. All of a sudden all the staff believe him. Two faced-wankers. The lot of them. Each and every one of them. So now that he has destroyed my integrity, make me feel like an idiot, make me loose my good reputation and make me look like a criminal, I am not the happiest. He has no proof or evidence I did anything. And I do not need to defend myself to him, when I know I’ve done nothing wrong. Oh well, let’s put that behind me now and look forward to the new job, which starts on Tuesday.
I hope one day Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron comes in requesting a loan or something, and I can politely decline his application and run down his credit-rating because he is a wanker. I hope he reads this. Yes. I shall put some keywords at the bottom of this to ensure it appears in Google searchs. MR I CAN’T RUN A STORE BECAUSE I’M A MORON NEVER GO TO THAT FINANCIAL INSTITUTION BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU TO GET FUCKED. AND DO NOT EVER BLAME ME FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY SYSTEMS IN PLACE (apart from Aunty Fay, shes a legend!), GO FUCK YOURSELF. I HOPE YOUR USELESS STORE IS CLOSED DOWN.
That feels so much better. Anyway I am off now. Be good everyone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. GUESS WHAT. Well today, I say good bye to another old friend. Kermit, my cellphone. He’s called Kermit, because, well, he’s green of course!
So today I was loading the boot of my car with my shopping, placed my wallet and Kermit up on the parcel tray where I always do, and for some reason totally forgot them and slammed the boot shut to hear a nice scuishy sound. What the bloody hell was that? So I see Kermit with a nice line across the outside screen. Thinking he’d be ok I continue to mind my own business until I need to send a txt, and BOOM your LCD screen is right royally fucked! It went all black and multi-coloured and well, rendered totally useless. Luckily I think it is covered by my contents insurance. So at least there is a silver lining to this situation – I get to go shopping! Wooo hooo.
Lesson learned today: Do not leave valuable cellphone sitting in the path of closing boot gas strut.
Number of times I said fuck, shit and damn today: 1250
Peace out. And to help in my pissed-offness:
FUCK. SHIT. DAMN. GO TO HELL. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. BUGGER. YOU TOSSER. OH CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. FUCK. TIT MUNCHER. FUCKITY FUCKER FUCK FUCKS. BOOB MOTHER FUCK. SHIT BUGGER DAMN.
Oh yeah, much better.
So I got a new laptop, now I need to name it. See, I like to name all of my things. Like my iPod is called Regina. I name everything from my computers to my toaster.
So now I need to name the new laptop. He/She is a silvery coloured PowerBook. I don’t want an ugly or yucky name, but something nice.
Any ideas would be super. Thanks! 
Hello, so today I say goodbye for the last time to an old trusty friend of mine. My good old iBook laptop. I’ve replaced him today. It is a very sad day, I was very attached to my trusty old iBook. But I like new pretty things, so I bought a new silvery shiny one. Hmmm shiny things!
Anyway, this is my last post on these keys, how sad.
Anyhows, byesie bye peoples.
So it is like 1am I cannot sleep. I think I may have a sleeping problem, I’ve got my sleepy Healtheries tablets, which do nothing by the way. Annnnd I cannot find my Lush Dream sleepy temple balm, which is really frustrating. I’ve had problems sleeping lately, not sure why.
Anyway, I might read my book and try again. Good night all.
OK, so I am no longer moving my blog somewhere else, because I cannot be bothered. So I shall stay here, but will look for a new theme and look for this blog.
On a lighter note, I got a new job today! So I start mid-April. Just two weeks left in Hell. So on that note, KMART SUCK MY BALLS.
Anyways, I shall head off, cannot be bothered typing anything else up.
See ya round peoples.
Well, yesterday was the funeral of one of my best mates, and I guess it has finally hit me that he is gone, so having a few moments, but meh what can ya do.
So the lovely boss was phoning leaving messages today, saying I was supposed to be at work (I don’t normally work on a Wednesday), and she was getting shitty. I don’t care, I can’t face work at the moment. I mean come on, I’ve worked there two years, gone to every fucking shit, I miss one because of a bereavement and they’re gonna go mental. Tossers.
So it’s time for change. I’m going to go apply for somme more jobs, get organized with some sort of study, and get my life on track. I’m going to keep in touch more with my old mates from school, because you never know what lies around the corner. I noticed last night as I was all depressed and shit, I’ve acquired some new music taste. I listened to Metallica and Alter Bridge, which is wayyyy outta my music genre, but I liked it. Interesting.
Right I’m off, bye bye.
Hi all. Haven’t done a post in a while, got bored of the whole blog thing. But I need to unload some crap on someone (a blog isn’t a someone but that’s beside the point).
One of my best friends from high school died in a boating accident this weekend. I haven’t seen him for nearly a year, and haven’t kept in touch much. It is a shame, because he was a great guy, I wish we kept in touch more.
It hasn’t really registered in my head that it has happened, my sister told me it will in a few weeks, and it’ll be a bitch. She is most probably right, and god I hate it when she’s right lol.
I’m trying to put it all into perspective. I’ve decided to get in touch with some of my old friends, and to make more of an effort to keep in contact. I don’t really like to show emotion in front of people, except today I was very rude to customers at work but I didn’t care.
On that note, I shall head off to bed. A more positive post next time!
R.I.P. Geoff, BOOM! 10 years later – HERPES.
So, like, I was going through Queen Bitch’s, aka my handbag Stacey’s blog, when I realised I haven’t blogged for god knows how long… Like, I know! How fucking slack of me! Anyway, I have got a lot to talk about!
So, I’m in Christchurch for the holidays at the moment. Did the usual Christmas and New Year thing. Was good, normal family sort of thing. I think Stacey and I want to go to New York this year for Christmas, interesting that, snow, shops, Fifth Avenue, shops, big statue thingee, buildings, Starbucks at every corner, Dunkin Donuts. Wow. I’m totally sold on the idea.
So, being the New Year and all, I have some resolutions…
1. Renew gym membership. Go to gym. Every day. Except Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday (work you know).
2. Go overseas somewhere. If New York is not available, at least Aussie.
3. Stop smoking. I don’t smoke. So at least I can say I have achieved one resolution at the end of the year.
4. Buy a new car. I want a pretty flash one. Nothing wrong with the one I got, but never question my shopping ethic. Never.
5. Find out what I want to do with the rest of my life. Set some good decent goals.
6. Get a new job for present. Leaving Kmart. It is like hell.
Right, speaking of Kmart.
I hate that place. I was in a CHCH store today. OMG WHAT A SHITHOLE. I’m not even a manager for the organisation, I’m just a supervisor, but the things in that shop bugged me something SHOCKING – like nothing on shelves, staff did nothing but talk to each other, music never on, no PA/security calls, dirty shop, poor checkout area, rude operators. I’d have a field-day in there. Oh I did have fun though. When I bought my phone card’s the dumb bimbo at the desk when I showed my staff discount card, was like oh where do you work? And I was like oh in the Kmart Regional Office. And she thought I was someone important, wooooooo go me!
Anyway, thought I’d just add that in. So I’m getting my hair coloured on Sunday. It’s currently the slight shade of crap – the colour I got two weeks ago did not hold and it looks like arse, so an emergency trip to someone who is not my normal hairdresser is called for. eeeekkk.
I went to go see The Golden Compass today. Can’t decide if I like it or not, it was kind of like The Lord of the Rings, but with a polar beer. Hmmm….
Ohhhh, interesting information. Someone I kind of still like wants to meet up with me again coz he likes me, but hes fucked me over before, so shall be interesting where that goes. If he fucks me over again I will need to buy some eggs and get some bricks and find his house. Then I’m on the first plane to New York for a holiday. You’d think by now I like New York??
So I have experience Christchurch’s public transport today. My god I wish I had my car. People are so loud and annoying. Granted the buses are newish and flashy with cool signs at the bus stop that says how far away the bus is. Yes. My life is that exciting at the moment.
Anyway I’m going to go to bed now, so night night, be good now
