Goodbye to another old friend

OH MY FUCKING GOD. GUESS WHAT. Well today, I say good bye to another old friend. Kermit, my cellphone. He’s called Kermit, because, well, he’s green of course!

So today I was loading the boot of my car with my shopping, placed my wallet and Kermit up on the parcel tray where I always do, and for some reason totally forgot them and slammed the boot shut to hear a nice scuishy sound. What the bloody hell was that? So I see Kermit with a nice line across the outside screen. Thinking he’d be ok I continue to mind my own business until I need to send a txt, and BOOM your LCD screen is right royally fucked! It went all black and multi-coloured and well, rendered totally useless. Luckily I think it is covered by my contents insurance. So at least there is a silver lining to this situation – I get to go shopping! Wooo hooo.

Lesson learned today: Do not leave valuable cellphone sitting in the path of closing boot gas strut.
Number of times I said fuck, shit and damn today: 1250

Peace out. And to help in my pissed-offness:
FUCK. SHIT. DAMN. GO TO HELL. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. BUGGER. YOU TOSSER. OH CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. FUCK. TIT MUNCHER. FUCKITY FUCKER FUCK FUCKS. BOOB MOTHER FUCK. SHIT BUGGER DAMN.

Oh yeah, much better.

I like to move it, move it…

So I’m moving in with Stacey in a week and a half. Now you would think by now a majority of my possessions would be nicely packed away and ready to be moved. Well your wrong. I have crap lying around for miles. I need to go get some boxes and sort stuff out. Stacey is in the same boat, so I don’t feel as bad, lol. Then we got her spare room to empty out, that room is like packed to the ceiling. And then there is the storage shed. So if you have nothing to do this December 1st, feel free to come move stuff, go on. You know you want to. Do iiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttt.

In other news, Christmas is just around the corner. YAY. I quite like Christmas. I love the whole Christmas decorating part, the food, the presents and blah blah blah. HOWEVER, when you work in retail it all goes down hill. It’s not all bad, I don’t have to work Christmas Eve this year, so there’ll be no big bitch coming in at 7:50pm (10 minutes before closing), demanding a new trampoline be because her one which she bought in JUNE, has a part missing. Stupid woman.

Oh my parents are re-decorating their house. They’re moving see, and need to re-decorate most of the place. How truly tragic that they probably won’t start it until after the 1st when I no longer live here. How sad.

So today is rater warm, going to take me a while to decide what to wear. I would wear shorts, however I haven’t bought new ones yet. Even if I had I think I would need to think twice about displaying my glow-sticks (legs for you idiots out there).

Today I need to go shopping for a BBQ, some pretty things and get my car registration. Stacey want’s me to go to the gym. I’m so not enthused by that idea. Mainly because my back is still hurting like a bitch and the gym will probably kill me. Also I liked the idea we would start going to the gym as soon as we move to Palmerston North, apparently not lol.

Anyways, my toast is ready now, so from the desk (or lap really), I bid you farewell.

One house required

Well the fun and joy of moving is already kicking in. My parents house is now up for sale, so in full swing of open homes. It is quite difficult to keep this house clean and tidy 24/7. I’ve been informed I will probably require my own house now by mid November. Hmm, that is interesting. Just over a month to find a cheap, nice and suitable house. Stacey and I have had a look at lots, but most are pretty grotty, so we may need a third person to afford a nicer house. Hmm interesting again, as we aren’t people people (and yet we work in retail?) We have everything we need to move, including a nice $50 washing machine! Small problem, we have all this stuff, now we just need four walls and a roof to put it in.

So if you find a nice set of four walls, and a roof, preferably with a door and section that is virtually new and will allow three cats and three dogs all for under $50 do let me know.

On the move

Well it’s getting closer to the time for me to move out of home. Stacey and I have found a couple of houses we like, so it’s all coming together nicely. It’s quite daunting looking at how much it will cost. I’ve still got to purchase a new washing machine. Got me a vacuum cleaner, its all pretty and quick arse! I’m more picking about where we live than Stacey. For example I want a pretty kitchen and bathroom, but I am making a few compromises. I’ve also reeled Stacey into the “ohhhhh pretty things, I want it!” trap now, yay lol.

Well I need to stop having quality sitting time and go get ready for work. I will go use my weird face mud and some good ol’ exfoliating! So bye bye.