OH MY FUCKING GOD. GUESS WHAT. Well today, I say good bye to another old friend. Kermit, my cellphone. He’s called Kermit, because, well, he’s green of course!
So today I was loading the boot of my car with my shopping, placed my wallet and Kermit up on the parcel tray where I always do, and for some reason totally forgot them and slammed the boot shut to hear a nice scuishy sound. What the bloody hell was that? So I see Kermit with a nice line across the outside screen. Thinking he’d be ok I continue to mind my own business until I need to send a txt, and BOOM your LCD screen is right royally fucked! It went all black and multi-coloured and well, rendered totally useless. Luckily I think it is covered by my contents insurance. So at least there is a silver lining to this situation – I get to go shopping! Wooo hooo.
Lesson learned today: Do not leave valuable cellphone sitting in the path of closing boot gas strut.
Number of times I said fuck, shit and damn today: 1250
Peace out. And to help in my pissed-offness:
FUCK. SHIT. DAMN. GO TO HELL. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. BUGGER. YOU TOSSER. OH CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. FUCK. TIT MUNCHER. FUCKITY FUCKER FUCK FUCKS. BOOB MOTHER FUCK. SHIT BUGGER DAMN.
Oh yeah, much better.
