OK, I need a new car and have narrowed down my options to one of the following…
1. BMW 3/5 series (sedan model)
2. Subaru Legacy (later 2004+ model, sedan/wagon)
3. Holden Commodore (later 2004+ model, sedan)
My price limit is a total of $20,000. What do you peoples think?
Hi. So I no longer work in Hell. Yes, I have officially stopped working for that organisation that from God knows where says it’s ‘where good times start’. No more Hell, and no more moronic Store Manager, that hasn’t the foggiest how to treat staff, run a good store and retain sales. Idiot.
Anyway, my last few days were to say interesting at least. See here was me thinking it would be a relatively normal last weekend, but oh no no. Let me give you a short run-down. A PlayStation 2 console and around about 15 games or so went missing. Now I had the intention to place these items on Layby, however changed my mind and placed them in the returns baskets, which is general practice. Now sometime around here, these products went missing. No-one knows where or how as they were not locked away. Anyway Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron all of a sudden decides to suspect me. Why? Well because I’m leaving naturally! Yes after two years of relatively good and honest service, in my last days I’m all of a sudden a thief! Yes like a financial institution would offer me this job if I was. Now that I’m away, my flatmate who still has the pleasure of working there (moment of silence for her pain with that thank you), has since informed me Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron has distributed flyers about this, stating I’m a suspect. All of a sudden all the staff believe him. Two faced-wankers. The lot of them. Each and every one of them. So now that he has destroyed my integrity, make me feel like an idiot, make me loose my good reputation and make me look like a criminal, I am not the happiest. He has no proof or evidence I did anything. And I do not need to defend myself to him, when I know I’ve done nothing wrong. Oh well, let’s put that behind me now and look forward to the new job, which starts on Tuesday.
I hope one day Mr I Can’t Run A Store Because I’m A Moron comes in requesting a loan or something, and I can politely decline his application and run down his credit-rating because he is a wanker. I hope he reads this. Yes. I shall put some keywords at the bottom of this to ensure it appears in Google searchs. MR I CAN’T RUN A STORE BECAUSE I’M A MORON NEVER GO TO THAT FINANCIAL INSTITUTION BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU TO GET FUCKED. AND DO NOT EVER BLAME ME FOR YOUR USELESS SECURITY SYSTEMS IN PLACE (apart from Aunty Fay, shes a legend!), GO FUCK YOURSELF. I HOPE YOUR USELESS STORE IS CLOSED DOWN.
That feels so much better. Anyway I am off now. Be good everyone.
OH MY FUCKING GOD. GUESS WHAT. Well today, I say good bye to another old friend. Kermit, my cellphone. He’s called Kermit, because, well, he’s green of course!
So today I was loading the boot of my car with my shopping, placed my wallet and Kermit up on the parcel tray where I always do, and for some reason totally forgot them and slammed the boot shut to hear a nice scuishy sound. What the bloody hell was that? So I see Kermit with a nice line across the outside screen. Thinking he’d be ok I continue to mind my own business until I need to send a txt, and BOOM your LCD screen is right royally fucked! It went all black and multi-coloured and well, rendered totally useless. Luckily I think it is covered by my contents insurance. So at least there is a silver lining to this situation – I get to go shopping! Wooo hooo.
Lesson learned today: Do not leave valuable cellphone sitting in the path of closing boot gas strut.
Number of times I said fuck, shit and damn today: 1250
Peace out. And to help in my pissed-offness:
FUCK. SHIT. DAMN. GO TO HELL. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. BUGGER. YOU TOSSER. OH CRAP. CRAP. CRAP. FUCK. TIT MUNCHER. FUCKITY FUCKER FUCK FUCKS. BOOB MOTHER FUCK. SHIT BUGGER DAMN.
Oh yeah, much better.
So I got a new laptop, now I need to name it. See, I like to name all of my things. Like my iPod is called Regina. I name everything from my computers to my toaster.
So now I need to name the new laptop. He/She is a silvery coloured PowerBook. I don’t want an ugly or yucky name, but something nice.
Any ideas would be super. Thanks! 
Hello, so today I say goodbye for the last time to an old trusty friend of mine. My good old iBook laptop. I’ve replaced him today. It is a very sad day, I was very attached to my trusty old iBook. But I like new pretty things, so I bought a new silvery shiny one. Hmmm shiny things!
Anyway, this is my last post on these keys, how sad.
Anyhows, byesie bye peoples.
