Well, good evening. This blog is going to be very blunt and straight to the point, but thats alright, because I’m mad. Very mad.
I’m not going to use any bleeping out or hiding of company names, because what do I care?
So this evening, me and Stacey trotted off to work to do our own thing. And Stacey got hauled upstairs to see the Store Manager. We thought it would be something like the till being out last week, but oh no here goes…
She put a Jim Beam bar fridge on layby. Now, she put it on three days before the sale started, unaware of the sale, paying FULLFUCKINGPRICE for the fridge. But because there was none on the shopfloor, she was “shopping from the stockroom”, which is a no-no apparently (first I ever heard of it but hey!). And then she used the store discount card (which by the way is for like student discount etc – Stacey is a student with valid ID). So because she didn’t have her staff discount, she used the store card – thus, shit hit the fan! CRAP AYE.
So I went up with Stacey as witness. So he starts bitching and I was close to hitting him, and then a said song started and hes look oh bad timing? I said Yeah, it is very bad timing, when I felt like saying YES IT IS YOU FUCKING WANKER I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL YOU INSENSITIVE NONHUMAN PRICK WHORE! But I didn’t.
So now Stacey and I are drafting our resignations. Suck on that, have that notice right before the peak trade of the year.
So…
KMART NEW ZEALAND PALMERSTON NORTH STORE 8207 CAN FUCKING GO TO HELL.
Thank you people, have a lovely day.
