Mystery Topic Challenge #4

Hi peoples! Well i’ve been  convinced to try out this Mystery Topic Challenge thing. Unfortunately I missed the end-date for posting, but I shall do this one just for fun. So here goes… 

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED STOP READING NOW. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OFFENCE TAKEN BY THIS POST, NOR DO I REALLY CARE. THANK YOU.

If you were President/Prime Minister for a day, with the power to do absolutely anything (Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?), what would you do and why?

 
1.  It is a compulsory requirements that crying/screaming children and prohibited from retail stores. Imagine working a 9 hour shift with irate customers all day, and then you add in a whiney little brat. No. Not allowed. At all. 

2. I would build the Feilding Underground International Airport. Purely for Stacey and I’s own personal amusement. 

3. I would create a new road system across the country only for me. No more rush hour traffic, horn beeping or rude hand gestures. 

4. Like Stacey, I too would bring Poptarts to the country. And have exclusive rights to them. 

5. I would improve this country’s health care. Health care will be so much cheaper, so people can survive or survive longer. 

6. I would create a big island thing, where all the criminals go. And parole is more difficult to get. A life sentence will be more than 16 years. More like 160. Yes. 160 years. Thats more lively. 

7. I would have writers to do this sort of thing for me, saving me the last 30 minutes of thought and boredom attempting to write things. 

8. OK, this will offend all emos. All of them, alllllll of them are to be shipped off to some island, where they can all pretend to be individualists and look the same as each other and cut each other and get drunk and talk about random stuff. Yes, ship them all off to that big island. Yesssss. 

9.   Sue Bradford’s Anti-Smacking Bill will be abolished immediately. Because it is sooooo effective! NOT! Yeah sure, I do not believe parents should be allowed to beat the crap outta their children to the extent that it is abuse. But the occasional smack on the bum doesn’t do the child any harm. I got that treatment, and I’ve turned out just spiffy. 

10. I would create huge bombs, and blow up places like Iraq, Afghanstan, etc, that way they’re not blowing us up and everyone lives happily ever after (except the people I blow up). 

11. Me and all my friends shall go do plenty of shopping and travel the world and go to Disneyland YAY (and Stacey’s friend Shannon from Leaf, probably… can come because she seems a child at heart ). 

12. I would have a new pair of PINK GHD’s delivered to Stacey. A new pair every year. 

13. I would turn this country into a dictatorship, not a democracy, thus you cannot vote me out of office, and if you tried I could have you erased. Yes erased mwahaha.  And that’s it. I would kick arse in this country. So this election, vote Scott Wood. The Dictator everyone is wanting.