Random post of randomness

Well, seen I haven’t posted in a while I thought I’d put up a few posts, including this one which is mainly about anything.

So Stacey and I have finally found a house. We have been looking for a house for like a whole year now. We’re so picky and can always find something wrong with it, and when we do find one we apply and cannot get the house. But finally, we found a house we love. There might be a couple of flaws, as we didn’t inspect the house with out fine tooth comb, but I’m sure we shall just have to deal. So we have to move now. In like three weeks. Yay I can’t wait!! We have everything we need to move, we are so set to go. You’ll all have to come to our house warming. Which probably won’t be til early next year. Any excuse for a pissup really.

Work sucks as per usual. I think it is getting worst. Doesn’t help that it’s retailers peak trading season with Christmas, but management are being that thing. You know that think where like dodgy guys touch themselves in inappropriate ways. WANKER. Yes thats the word. Our management “team” (HA TEAM. KISS MY ARSE KELLY), are wankers. Hope they read this. I don’t care if they do I’m looking for another job anyway lol.

Well I’m tired and going to bed now. So good night.

I Got Tagged! 7 Weird Things…

Stacey tagged me to do the 7 Random And/Or Weird Facts About Me meme. So here we go, these are the rules:

• Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog.
• Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself.
• Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs.
• Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog
• 
  

So here goes…

1. When I was younger I created my own little pretend country called Cheeseland. It all originated from a little picture book I had to make at school, and it was based on Cheeseland. It was about Jenny Shipley’s visit to the country, and how she stole the Emperor’s special cheese. We ended up making a production out of it! Wooo. And then, it got even more weird, we started acting like Cheeseland people. Naturally I was the Emperor. And my outfit was a big pillow on my head and a red dressing gown. So thats my land of Cheese that I create when I was young. When I was 12 :S.

2. I find Stephen Fleming, captain of the Black Caps, hot. Don’t know why. But he is lol.

3. I have a compulsive disorder. Whenever I drive past a pack of skanks/sluts, or emos, I HAVE to wind down the window and yell out SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTT or EMMMMMMOOOOOOOO. Yeah I know lol.

4.  I refuse to use supermarket hair products. Completely refuse. Give me my Kerastatse, Loreal, Redken and Schwartzkopf anyday! Gotta have it.

5.  I used to like vacuuming the house for Mum. Don’t know why. This was when I was like five, I used to vacuum for her. Whether it was with the real one or my toy one I don’t know. Perhaps that’s why I like to buy the fancy ones, not the $59 crap from Kmart.

6. I straighten my hair. Yes I am a guy and my hair is like two inches long, but I own a pair of GHD’s and I straighten my hair. Yay.

7.  I cannot think of a seventh thing to put hair, so um my seven weird thing can be I cannot think of things to write, and it has taken my like an hour to do this so you should feel very special.

OK I do not know who to tag, as everyone has either already been tagged or yeah, but if you haven’t comment me and I shall tag you woooo!

Byeee

Mystery Topic Challenge #4

Hi peoples! Well i’ve been  convinced to try out this Mystery Topic Challenge thing. Unfortunately I missed the end-date for posting, but I shall do this one just for fun. So here goes… 

WARNING: IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED STOP READING NOW. I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY OFFENCE TAKEN BY THIS POST, NOR DO I REALLY CARE. THANK YOU.

If you were President/Prime Minister for a day, with the power to do absolutely anything (Supreme Court? What Supreme Court?), what would you do and why?

 
1.  It is a compulsory requirements that crying/screaming children and prohibited from retail stores. Imagine working a 9 hour shift with irate customers all day, and then you add in a whiney little brat. No. Not allowed. At all. 

2. I would build the Feilding Underground International Airport. Purely for Stacey and I’s own personal amusement. 

3. I would create a new road system across the country only for me. No more rush hour traffic, horn beeping or rude hand gestures. 

4. Like Stacey, I too would bring Poptarts to the country. And have exclusive rights to them. 

5. I would improve this country’s health care. Health care will be so much cheaper, so people can survive or survive longer. 

6. I would create a big island thing, where all the criminals go. And parole is more difficult to get. A life sentence will be more than 16 years. More like 160. Yes. 160 years. Thats more lively. 

7. I would have writers to do this sort of thing for me, saving me the last 30 minutes of thought and boredom attempting to write things. 

8. OK, this will offend all emos. All of them, alllllll of them are to be shipped off to some island, where they can all pretend to be individualists and look the same as each other and cut each other and get drunk and talk about random stuff. Yes, ship them all off to that big island. Yesssss. 

9.   Sue Bradford’s Anti-Smacking Bill will be abolished immediately. Because it is sooooo effective! NOT! Yeah sure, I do not believe parents should be allowed to beat the crap outta their children to the extent that it is abuse. But the occasional smack on the bum doesn’t do the child any harm. I got that treatment, and I’ve turned out just spiffy. 

10. I would create huge bombs, and blow up places like Iraq, Afghanstan, etc, that way they’re not blowing us up and everyone lives happily ever after (except the people I blow up). 

11. Me and all my friends shall go do plenty of shopping and travel the world and go to Disneyland YAY (and Stacey’s friend Shannon from Leaf, probably… can come because she seems a child at heart ). 

12. I would have a new pair of PINK GHD’s delivered to Stacey. A new pair every year. 

13. I would turn this country into a dictatorship, not a democracy, thus you cannot vote me out of office, and if you tried I could have you erased. Yes erased mwahaha.  And that’s it. I would kick arse in this country. So this election, vote Scott Wood. The Dictator everyone is wanting.