Have you ever noticed that the title of a blog, or a page or of anything is quite handy. It catches people’s attention, especially when it contains the word scrotum. Scrotum truly is a disgusting word and rightfully so, it belongs to a disgusting thing. Yes I do have a point to my scrotum comments here. I’m using the scrotum as a metaphor for a lovely woman at work. Incase the old bag uses the internet I shall name her Dragon.
Dragon looks like the scrotum. She is ugly. She has many wrinkles. She is always in the way. She hangs around like an annoying ball-bag. She rightfully belongs in the penis and arsehole area, for the simple reason she is an arsehole and possibly has a penis. Dragon is so frustrating. I am attempting to do work, and most times I do, and I am flat out. As is my co-workers. But as soon as we stop for two seconds to have a chat or something, she drops in like a teenage boys scrotum does. And then she stands a yells, moans and bitches that our department do no work and gives us a good telling off. Little does she know I am picturing her as a scrotum with little legs and glasses, at the same time as I key her car. I’m simply quite awful. As you may be able to tell, work today was not very enjoyable.
Moving right along. I have a new look here on my blog. I am liking it. It’s clean, fresh and sophisticated don’t you agree? Too bad if you don’t really.
Me and Stacey are planning on a trip to Wellington. Mainly to shop. There is not much shopping you can do here in Palmy. Bring on Paris Texas, Lush, Cuba Street, Lambton Quay and Queensgate, yeah bring it on! Not sure when we are going. Some financial backing would probably help lol.
Right well I have said enough for one evening. Plus I am tired and require sleep. Good old sleep. I shall not be getting up until about 1pm tomorrow, so good.
Anyhow, have a lovely evening. By the way if you see Dragon, be sure to give her a good squeeze, scrotum’s don’t like that 
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