My third Nana is a bitch.

OK. Before I start this post, let me clarify my grandmothers. I have about four. My two normal grandmothers (one is no longer with us but anyway), then my step-mother’s mother, and then my Fayness. I prefer to class my Fay as my third, because she is nicer than the other ones. However, I prefer to call her Aunty, because she is more youthful than a Nana, even though she is technically a Nana. However, we then have a slight issue, as there is a bitch of a manager at work that some staff call Aunty. Quite the predicament. Perhaps we shall just stick with Fay. Her name. Makes logical sense really? So to clarify, we are talking about Fay, the third, or second, or one of my nana’s or aunties anyway. 

Right, so on the with the show. Nana is a bitch lol. No no no, I do not mean that in a mean way, I mean it in the nicest possible way. We went drinking with her. And by drinking, I mean my intake of alcohol exceeded what I normally would put away. I cannot recall most of the evening. I do remember dancing with Fay anyway. That was interesting to say the least. Was a really good evening, very drunk and loaded with a lot of alcohol. Anyway I am going to blame Fay, because I can. Mind you, she did attempt to stop my drinking, but never mind.

Now it is time to talk about a couple of things. JILLY-POO’S (no not in reference to my step-mother, but a new Jilly-Poos), is a BITCH. Honestly, you meet this woman once, and you never want to see her round annoying voiced face again. And secondly, Fi Fi is a dog. Yes it is a dog name, but she is a human dog as Stacey says over on her blog. She is a bitch. All night she was saying to Stacey and I that we were embarassing ourselves. OK. Yes in normal sober conditions we probably were, however with my alcohol levels, we honestly did not care, lol. 

The next day was hell. We finished drinking at around 4am, work at 8am. So take away my lack of sleep, throwing up time, and shower time. That is around 30 minutes sleep. 30 MINUTES SLEEP! Do you know how much I require to function? At least 10 hours sleep, honestly, 30 minutes!?!? Work was so not an option. I went and I don’t think management were impressed. Oh well, they can suck on my va-jay-jay. 

Change of subject. I got my hair done last week. I have blue highlights, which now thanks to Kmart management need’s to be removed. So I’m replacing the two highlighted patches with blonde. I spent approximately $500 at Rodney Wayne last week. That did include my hair, Stacey’s hair, and my beloved Kerastase products. Hmm Kerastase, where would I be without you? Honestly – have you ever experienced a Kerastase hair ritual in the salon, then use the product’s at home – it’s almost better than sex. Yes it really is. Follow this with Loreal Professionnel heat protectant, and a good ol’ straightening with GHD’s. Add in some Redken, and voila! Hot hair right there. 

I am addicted to hair. I love hair and the products. I am always questioning others hair and suggesting what they should do – mocking is almost the operative word. No, I will never be a hairdresser, but meh. I am thinking of adding hair-styling and treatment tips to my blog, what do you think? At the moment Stacey is about my only reader, so I don’t need tips on here for her, because I’ll tell her outright and fix her hair if it is all wrong lol. 

It is coming to a time when I need to move out of my parents home. I cannot wait. Freedom is so close, I can see the light! 

Well, I must be off, as I am running out of thing’s to write. Do tell me what you think of m hair idea, comments always appreciated.