So I looked at my blog, and I haven’t written anything for ages because I just don’t care, but anyway I thought I’d add a Meme that I stole from Stacey. Once this is done I may change my theme… Mmmm.
I decided to steal this meme from Emerald because shes awesome and talented. And also because I have nothing interesting to talk about.
What side of a heart do you draw first?
The right. Because I am always right
Can you dive without plugging your nose?
OK. I cannot swim. I cannot dive. I hate water getting in my nose and choking me. I hate water.
What color is your phone?
Lime green! His name is Kermit!
Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Mmmm… Jake Gyllenhaal fuck yeah, Paul Walker, Chad Michael Murray. Realistically though, probably Stacey or my sister Kristina. At least then we can laugh and mock people.
Where are you right now?
In the lounge watching this truth progam. Theres this skank trying to answer a question about being an adulturous crack whore. OMG it was true shes a CHEATING HOE.
How do you feel about carrots?
I don’t feel anything about carrots. It’s a carrot for goodness sake, what’s to feel? Well… Unless… No that’s gross.
How many chairs at the dining room table?
Um eight. Except two of them are broken.
Who is the best Spice Girl?
Posh Spice. Shes an awesome bitch.
Do you know what time it is?
Yes I do Mr Wolfy, it is 10:03pm.
What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Cry. I am soooo claustophobic. Thirty seconds is bad enough in one. And with all the unhygenicness of the lift and the stains and the smell and the smallness. Ewwwwww
What’s your favorite kind of gum?
The wrigglies stuff in the white bottle that looks like drugs from a chemist.
T or F: All is fair in love and war?
Life isn’t fair fall stop, no matter what it’s in reference to, including love and war. Live with it folks, life’s a bitch. But it’s all we have. Oh wisdomness.
Do you use words that you don’t know the meaning to?
Not so much anymore. Except I do have that voice where it acts like I care and give a shit what people say – you know at work.
Do you like to sleep?
Is the Pope Catholic?
Do you know which US states don’t use Daylight Savings?
Mmmm I’m stealing Stacey’s answer because although it’s not really relevant, it so has to be said. “No I dont. I do know that Sarah Palin is just one of those annoying mole things I want to hit with a hammer.”
Do you know the song Sugar We’re Goin‘ Down?
No but it sounds tacky!
Do you want a bright yellow ‘06 mustang?
Yes. Because I will sell it. To have bright red and purple bills!
What’s something you’ve always wanted?
$25,000,000.00. And it will be all mine on Saturday. Bring on the Lotto!
Do you wear a lot of black?
Um a little bit. I have a lot of black jackets.
Describe your hair
Dark brown, straight and pokey like.
Are you an adult?
Nar I so don’t want to grow up.
Who is your best friend?
Butch. Yes he is a dog. It’s true dog is mans best friend. Seriously he’s like the most loyal dog ever, and he doesn’t bitch and moan and complain, except when he’s hungry. Except he fucking stinks at the moment. He needs a bath. Smelly dog, smelly dog, what are they feeding you? Smelly dog, smelly dog, it’s not your faulllltttt….
Do you have a tan?
Nup
Are you a television addict?
Yus I love me some TV longtime.
Do you enjoy spending time with your mom?
Yes! I love my Mumsie!
Are you a sugar freak?
Not as much as I used to. I don’t add as much sugar to stuff and whatnot.
What’s your sign?
The middle finger.
Where do you wish you were right now?
Paris. With a glass of fine red wine, nice cheese and a hot boy. And my Stacey has to come.
Who did you copy this from?
Stacey mwahaha
How do you know them?
Sexy time in ya pants! Um, that scummy supermarket place from years ago? Oh good times.
Would you have sex with them?
No. However, we are both going to die at the same time. At Sylvia Park, with cheesecake, Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks and then show each other our bits. Then we are good.
What brand of shirt are you wearing?
Um a bright’ass blue ANZ shirt. Yes still in work uniform.
Have you ever smoked anything?
No, how boring am I?
All done, wopwop.
Peace out people.